I tamed a falcon.


  1. jschlattLIVE

    jschlattLIVE7 mánuðum síðan

    I MADE THIS VIDEO JUST TO SELL PLUSHIES GOGOGOGO youtooz.com/collections/jschlatt

  2. VJRoRo

    VJRoRo13 dögum síðan


  3. • Påtch •

    • Påtch •Mánuði síðan


  4. error charlie the unknown error

    error charlie the unknown errorMánuði síðan

    Why are you so funny XD

  5. Thegroovy2

    Thegroovy2Mánuði síðan

    Quick question is that an actual Glock

  6. Certified Bruh Moment

    Certified Bruh Moment2 mánuðum síðan

    What up check mark

  7. Tomura Shigaraki

    Tomura Shigaraki7 klukkustundum síðan

    The title made me scream monkey someone give me therapy


    -GENDERLESS AXE-11 klukkustundum síðan

    I'm sorry but seeing the pope standing in the background to so scary for no reason-

  9. HoppyWheel40

    HoppyWheel40Degi Síðan síðan

    “Cats have that thing on there neck falcons have the hats and humans have a glock 17”

  10. Cienna Kelley

    Cienna KelleyDegi Síðan síðan

    I love it how he just pulled out the gun.

  11. Nightlight

    NightlightDegi Síðan síðan

    Lol even she has a Twitter verify

  12. The_Phoenix_Boy

    The_Phoenix_Boy2 dögum síðan

    "Cats have that thing on their neck, falcons have the hat and humans have the Glock 17, it's easy!" I mean, if you're american, you do have the Glock 17, otherwise you have the Clock telling you, tht it is currently 17 o'clock, because you live in europe. (btw 17 o'clock is just 5 o'clock in the 24h format)

  13. Abigail Turner

    Abigail Turner2 dögum síðan


  14. Goose

    Goose2 dögum síðan

    i eatbais

  15. Quackity _

    Quackity _2 dögum síðan

    he a fancy boi bird

  16. Plantpot

    Plantpot2 dögum síðan

    I just realized schlatt was wearing a sublime shirt

  17. derpington ._.

    derpington ._.4 dögum síðan

    Schlatt is america in a nutshell

  18. Graymoon

    Graymoon4 dögum síðan

    Our off switch is the appendix

  19. ☾M0N5T3R•X•☽

    ☾M0N5T3R•X•☽5 dögum síðan

    Roses are red violets are blue Cats go limp Falcon have hats And human have the Glock 17

  20. Ben But Better

    Ben But Better5 dögum síðan

    Uh…. HOW?!


    DESTINY ST. GODARD6 dögum síðan

    I just got scared when the gun came out

  22. Jasmine Edwards

    Jasmine Edwards7 dögum síðan

    he has a gun!!

  23. Breinton Green

    Breinton Green7 dögum síðan

    "Cats have that thing on their neck, falcons have the hat, and humans have the Glock 17" 4:04

  24. The Troller #54

    The Troller #547 dögum síðan

    Bird :)

  25. BananaMan80

    BananaMan807 dögum síðan

    "he did cheat at Minecraft, he did." Oh boy, that aged well

  26. Thiswayup YT

    Thiswayup YT8 dögum síðan

    me at 3:am: I must sleep also me: but what if jschlatt tamed a falcon

  27. DeathBedThorns3

    DeathBedThorns38 dögum síðan

    I'm going to go grab my cat by the neck


    NITHANGAMER8 dögum síðan

    This was 7 months ago holy shit

  29. r3tar3D NPG13

    r3tar3D NPG138 dögum síðan

    Hey why does the falcon look like drug addict in the thumbnail

  30. TheMulkster

    TheMulkster8 dögum síðan

    *cancels him* 🙂

  31. Big Mike

    Big Mike8 dögum síðan

    Is this the time he met with Connor in texas and discussed carsons behavior

  32. ParrotBoy6

    ParrotBoy69 dögum síðan

    :D shlatt loves birds :) does that mean he loves me? :DDD

  33. Rael Rajapakse

    Rael Rajapakse9 dögum síðan

    OMG I LIT GOT A HEART ATTACK WHEN HE SAID "humens have the glock 17"*Pulls out the glock*me:USA be like:

  34. Logan Shaw

    Logan Shaw10 dögum síðan

    Truly disgusting, that some “people” do this horrible thing.

  35. Jericho Live

    Jericho Live11 dögum síðan

    ah yes Dream smack talking lol

  36. Inflatable Jagger

    Inflatable Jagger11 dögum síðan

    Is Jschlatt the president or not we want are answers

  37. Did op

    Did op11 dögum síðan

    j chat wasup

  38. Gacha Dragon

    Gacha Dragon12 dögum síðan

    This it POG

  39. Ethan Ethan

    Ethan Ethan12 dögum síðan

    4:45 That didn’t age so well lmao.

  40. wee_lil_dragon

    wee_lil_dragon13 dögum síðan

    jschlatt causually pulls out a gun

  41. Mr Beluga

    Mr Beluga15 dögum síðan

    0:53 bruh the laugh after lmao 🤣

  42. tech support scammer

    tech support scammer17 dögum síðan

    orion...aint that guy from brawlhalla

  43. Kayla Kaufman

    Kayla Kaufman18 dögum síðan

    That bird that you where holding is the fastest animal in the world 0-0

  44. Yawcty

    Yawcty22 dögum síðan

    Jschlatt, that is in fact a Peregrine Falcon, _the fastest animal in the world_

  45. prispome

    prispome22 dögum síðan

    hey wanna collab

  46. MC

    MC22 dögum síðan

    Uhh what happened in 1999

  47. Turntech Blackhead

    Turntech Blackhead19 dögum síðan

    Psh, what _didn't_ happen in 1999

  48. Ranboo Fan

    Ranboo Fan23 dögum síðan


  49. Ayumi cloudvalley

    Ayumi cloudvalley24 dögum síðan

    Ofcourse he did

  50. Instincts

    Instincts24 dögum síðan

    4:09 im dying

  51. Logan Ritter

    Logan Ritter27 dögum síðan

    When he daid and humans havr a glock 17 i couldnt stop laughing i am while writing this comment

  52. shuuui

    shuuui27 dögum síðan

    "I liked birds" Philza: 😀😄😀😄😀🤝

  53. K4t_!snt_hum4n

    K4t_!snt_hum4n28 dögum síðan

    When I went to porta Rico, I was just walking, AND I SAW A PIGEON. then there was a man giving away bird feed for free.... long story short I fed like 20 birds while they sat there fighting over the food on my arm XD


    DENIMJEANS0428 dögum síðan

    Anyone else see the wii baby who hung itself in the background

  55. dream smp chat room

    dream smp chat room28 dögum síðan

    I found a solution" chloroform"

  56. •Auhzulu•

    •Auhzulu•Mánuði síðan


  57. Daniel Mallory

    Daniel MalloryMánuði síðan

    Our ears

  58. Alyssa Hurley

    Alyssa HurleyMánuði síðan

    I’m a licensed falconer (in Texas!) and I absolutely love this view of other people freak out about what I do lmao

  59. H Dawg

    H DawgMánuði síðan

    Maya is great.

  60. Sarah Stanley

    Sarah StanleyMánuði síðan

    W- misfits....what is walking backwards gonna do when uts ON YOUR ARM-

  61. Ƥɑყեօղ Ɱɑɾx

    Ƥɑყեօղ ⱮɑɾxMánuði síðan

    3:44 is the funniest thing ive ever seen

  62. FortunateWasteland

    FortunateWastelandMánuði síðan

    Mans just has a glock on his desk wtf :]

  63. Watermelon Shorts

    Watermelon ShortsMánuði síðan

    And fish have the gills where if you put your finger up it’s gills it paralyzes it

  64. Hai KaaaLL_

    Hai KaaaLL_Mánuði síðan

    Ahehe..... JHawk

  65. can farts

    can fartsMánuði síðan

    About the hat thing they do something similar with horses too

  66. RiceBall

    RiceBallMánuði síðan

    There is a hawk that keeps going into out backyard, so we named it chicken

  67. Kl Channel

    Kl ChannelMánuði síðan

    The DinOsAUr switch part reminds me when i binded a key to kill in garrys mod and a would just go flying in ragdoll

  68. Zne_xX

    Zne_xXMánuði síðan

    "and humans have the glock 17 its easy" wait

  69. first name last name

    first name last nameMánuði síðan

    wheres the pullover from tho

  70. CMW18

    CMW18Mánuði síðan

    Humans are the apex

  71. The Skewlly

    The SkewllyMánuði síðan

    Yo schlatt my mom is freaking out because I calmed my brother down with the glock 17 and now I have to calm her down

  72. Rorie Root

    Rorie RootMánuði síðan

    Cats have the thing on a thong on their back falcon have the hat AND HUMANS HAVE A GLOCK 17

  73. KittyUwU

    KittyUwUMánuði síðan


  74. R.ItsNews Mcpe

    R.ItsNews Mcpe29 dögum síðan

    He's true american

  75. : S k i t t l e z

    : S k i t t l e zMánuði síðan

    I just see this video and think “... D r u n k Hawk Father, Crow Father on steroids ..”

  76. TaoToaster

    TaoToasterMánuði síðan

    Schlattingus how am I supposed to contact you I needy my stress management help

  77. The 8th Onion

    The 8th OnionMánuði síðan

    Schlatt can now be called “Captain Falco”

  78. Yrok

    YrokMánuði síðan

    Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing.

  79. Luka Hoyte

    Luka HoyteMánuði síðan

    does anybody know the song at 3:27?

  80. KateLimProductions

    KateLimProductionsMánuði síðan

    why does schlatt have a gun

  81. R.ItsNews Mcpe

    R.ItsNews Mcpe29 dögum síðan

    Cause he's true american

  82. tweeleaf

    tweeleafMánuði síðan

    I want a human-sized birb hat.

  83. Capnceez

    CapnceezMánuði síðan

    He really did cheat

  84. Wilson Efra H

    Wilson Efra HMánuði síðan


  85. Z@nn Ruderer

    Z@nn RudererMánuði síðan


  86. Janeshka Delgado

    Janeshka DelgadoMánuði síðan

    3:53-3:57 is my favorite part of this entire video.

  87. Peanut Egg Zay

    Peanut Egg ZayMánuði síðan

    are you australian

  88. IamHuz_

    IamHuz_Mánuði síðan

    the gloves so he don't cut your hand

  89. IamHuz_

    IamHuz_Mánuði síðan

    2:38 it's not a show shes training the falcon

  90. laval 09

    laval 09Mánuði síðan

    in 1999 jshlatt trained a falcon to grab children thyen fly off and drop then in front of kindergradens.

  91. Tribaleiona

    TribaleionaMánuði síðan

    ngl when he mentioned the hat i thought there was going to be a tophat on the bird....

  92. Epic Man

    Epic ManMánuði síðan

    3:53 to 4:13 oh sorry I was reminding me of my fav part of the vid for later

  93. Havokidk

    HavokidkMánuði síðan

    Cats have the thing around there neck, falcons have the hood, and humans have the Glock-17 I’m dead

  94. Minna Marie Rebane

    Minna Marie RebaneMánuði síðan

    i want to marry this man

  95. Anime_is_Life UwU

    Anime_is_Life UwUMánuði síðan

    Imagine bad and jschlatt meeting irl and they both bring their guns and bad brings his knifes too- 😭

  96. Anime_is_Life UwU

    Anime_is_Life UwUMánuði síðan

    The baby in the back tho 😭😭😭

  97. MR15COOK1E

    MR15COOK1EMánuði síðan

    i have a honey bazzard eagle and 2 falcons and one cockatiel

  98. Rodney Burnside Jr

    Rodney Burnside JrMánuði síðan

    Schaltt how did you???

  99. Turntech Blackhead

    Turntech BlackheadMánuði síðan

    He just did

  100. TK-684

    TK-684Mánuði síðan

    The hood for falcons is like putting a towel on a crocodile's face, covering its eyes, it helps them calm down. A 3-5 meter reptile from the fucking jurassic calms down when you put a shower towel on its eyes XD

  101. ok

    okMánuði síðan

    *i tamed with falcon ;)

  102. Maiden

    MaidenMánuði síðan

    4:48 That aged wonderfully

  103. Fairuz Fairuz

    Fairuz FairuzMánuði síðan

    4:10 bruh

  104. azuma.mp3

    azuma.mp3Mánuði síðan

    I would say I’m a disappointment for watching a grown man talk about birds with hats, but that would be a lie.

  105. Your Local Russian

    Your Local RussianMánuði síðan

    a less permanent way to calm a human down is to knock them out, it calms them down aswell

  106. Owen Northam

    Owen NorthamMánuði síðan

    He said gimmie a ring and I started humming dirty deeds

  107. Owen Northam

    Owen NorthamMánuði síðan

    They do the same hat thing to horses

  108. Moist Guava

    Moist GuavaMánuði síðan

    Can we all agree about the "Dream cheated line." In this video did not age well lmao

  109. Rosa Norstedt

    Rosa NorstedtMánuði síðan

    I wish I wasn’t f0kin broke.