The BEST OF JSCHLATT 2020

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  1. orbiter

    orbiter6 mánuðum síðan

    timestamps! warning: very long 0:00 - intro 0:31 - keep your chin up! 0:38 - schlatt’s wonderful adventure with a haunted woman 1:48 - you look like shit! 1:55 - fed’s TV 2:50 - connecting the Wii MotionPlus accesory 3:18 - y’know a lot about holes, huh? 4:16 - they call me the sword man 4:32 - schmeatburger 4:50 - i heard we got new styles 5:05 - oh my god, the baby actually hung himself 5:52 - that just seems like the wrong message, or is it just me? 6:19 - twomad’s bars 6:47 - are you Drunk? 7:04 - 1999? 7:26 - schlatt’s bathroom 8:24 - the guy i pick, i think i look the most like 8:49 - no one’s attacking minx 9:16 - LOOK! THERE’S MY FAVOURITE WHITE BOY! 9:32 - schlatt’s private server 9:57 - twomad VS schlatt rap battle 10:28 - just have fun with it 10:54 - i’m very familiar with Baseball Bats 11:02 - the Queen goes skydiving 11:31 - scarra’s dirty money 12:20 - swagger’s brainrot 14:03 - i’m gonna stick with james 14:35 - james checks chat 14:44 - how to keep a good exercise and sleep schedule with connor 15:10 - underlying health conditions 15:35 - schlagg 15:51 - schlong 16:06 - hot pockets with wilbur and minx 17:11 - minx wants schlatt to shoot the Pope 18:43 - minx’s flower pot 19:05 - schlatt recieves the Rap Mike 20:17 - schlatt becomes a surgeon 20:50 - schlatt becomes a violinist 21:13 - schlatt wrecks alexandra botez at chess 21:50 - it’s him... 22:03 - schlatt’s fucked up table 23:20 - minx gets a call 23:40 - let’s make a monkey! 24:10 - malaysian airlines flight 370 24:36 - ma’am 25:08 - schlatt gay joke #703 25:17 - minx gets trolled with connor 25:58 - charborg smokes crack 26:10 - slimecicle speaks Latin 26:18 - hot pockets with wilbur and minx part 2 26:55 - sebastian asks schlatt to give it a try 27:28 - schlatt goes down the water slides 28:14 - schlatt saving money buying McDonalds 28:45 - bob helps schlatt get the keyboard out of the plastic 28:55 - couples dinner with schlatt and minx 29:50 - waiter connor plays a wonderful tune 30:23 - dinnertime! 30:44 - minx doesn’t like her order 30:57 - minx is teleported to the smiling man dimension 31:00 - twomad’s bars part 3 31:08 - wheaties? 31:35 - schlatt spits a questionable bar 31:40 - relief 32:10 - angry white men (The Champion of Slavoury) 32:54 - Genghis Khan, his Mii, and his Twitter Scandal 33:33 - schlatt is blessed with cheese, with swagger, trave, slimecicle and byze 35:12 - ludwig and schlatt on The Ma Situation 35:49 - schlatt plays M&M Volleyball 36:34 - The Secert Patty Fromla 36:47 - schlatt is now Mr Krabs 36:54 - charborg is determined to apprehend Plankton 37:03 - The Battle Commences 37:10 - where schlatt would take minx on a date to 38:07 - schlatt and quackity become scuffed 38:35 - that time minx lost her ass and tits 39:18 - The Schlakers 39:27 - Bigfoot Schlatt 40:00 - The Game Changer (Relief) 40:12 - hot pockets with wilbur and minx part 3 41:01 - schlatt’s apology to minx 42:58 - any last words..? 43:20 - ludwig, schlatt and King Tutankhamun, the Hindenberg, and the... Egyptians.. 44:17 - schlatt gets held ransom // “he’s coming for me” 45:20 - schlatt performs for a man attempting to drink milk out of a shoe 46:12 - minx has a refreshing pepsi 46:32 - schlatt presses the button with his cigar 46:49 - what makes you compatible with minx // bob-bob // breastfeeding 48:20 - schlatt scouts out the bowling alley 48:35 - Spongebob Schlattpants 48:43 - Worldwide Schlatt 49:09 - crys* 49:48 - schlatt performs a song with sebastian 50:26 - schlatt gets a call 50:42 - minx is in tears 51:24 - kryoz’s talk about why he deserves all the praise 52:02 - Schlatt’s Summer Internship (with great benefits!) 53:19 - hot pockets with wilbur and minx part 4 i think 54:09 - schlatt didn’t pay up // Born to Kill // Freddie Mercury 55:46 - schlatt has to answer the phone 56:06 - schlatt Works the Bag 56:22 - schlatt cooks an American Dish // Mr. Knife 56:51 - schlatt is safe 57:07 - Ladies, Please 57:48 - For Schlatt’s Female Viewers 58:10 - bird man, man bird, titty man, titty titty // Wheels 1:00:03 - schlatt is a black man in PUBG 1:00:50 - slimecicle and swagger are travellers 1:01:39 - Bread // Catch! 1:02:42 - schlatt’s birthday 1:02:50 - schlatt’s body test // Steel Toe 1:03:26 - schlatt has a Gift for minx 1:04:54 - OFFCANNY gets bullied with tomatoes 1:05:19 - schlatt gets taken to the shadow realm, to know his Last Name 1:06:56 - schlatt is a 2012 Lets Play ISbothr // schlatt’s Ex 1:07:11 - minx is dumb 1:07:32 - schlatt becomes a surgeon part 2 with travis (he fails) 1:09:27 - schlatt gets to see what he looks like 1:09:43 - schlatt opens the cases 1:10:02 - quackity wants a hug and Dies 1:10:28 - gary frank joins the battle 1:11:43 - schlatt handles a baby 1:12:38 - schlatt didn’t know that 1:12:46 - schlatt goes Fishing in Wii Bass Pro Shops, and loves it 1:14:13 - schlatt plays Wii Basketball 1:14:59 - schlatt gets owned by monkeys in Wii 1:16:06 - baby yuto is taken 1:16:38 - schlatt does yoga 1:17:53 - schlatt wants the contestants to say something in a New York accent 1:19:30 - schlatt’s relaxation playlist 1:20:27 - schlatt wants his son to be a good fisherman 1:20:46 - schlatt makes Tiger Woods in Wii 1:20:56 - schlatt gets a piggy bank 1:21:28 - what schlatt used to do with Barbie dolls 1:21:47 - schlatt makes The Big Bucks 1:22:03 - kandyland has a question for schlatt 1:22:27 - charborg isn’t Jewish 1:22:55 - schlatt walks along the circumcised trees 1:23:09 - Tear the Lettuce! 1:23:42 - who the contestants would bring to hang out 1:24:31 - she’s a little bitch! 1:25:04 - schlatt’s city is doing amazing with trave 1:25:16 - schlatt plays Frisbee Dog 1:27:06 - schlatt is taught how to march 1:28:42 - schlatt looking like a certain man from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 1:30:44 - schlatt is explained significant figures 1:32:00 - schlatt is addicted to nicotine in Bureaucratic Hell 1:32:45 - Vansama has an objection! 1:34:31 - The Birth of Juhg,koop 1:35:10 - schlatt is a fraud, and she knew... 1:35:56 - schlatt can’t break an egg 1:36:22 - “they don’t have my style” 1:36:38 - charborg and schlatt Rap Battle 1:37:10 - schlart recieves his Wii Game 1:37:19 - minx and botez try to woo schlarg 1:40:52 - schlatt sees a note 1:41:24 - it doesn’t get better than this, fellas 1:41:43 - schlatt is delivered coal through a Toll Road 1:42:49 - schlatt recieves the Wi-BOWL 1:43:29 - schlatt builds some leg muscle 1:44:12 - schlatt plays the maracas 1:44:28 - schlatt goes jet skiing (sad) 1:46:24 - Welcome to Muck 1:47:16 - schlatt, slimecicle, charborg and quackity disarm a bomb (they succeed) 1:48:57 - outro

  2. uwu,,

    uwu,,17 klukkustundum síðan

    @jschlattLIVE ikr

  3. ˚ Coco mocha ˚

    ˚ Coco mocha ˚2 dögum síðan

    The intro is just shlatt shoting something 😅

  4. RiN

    RiN2 dögum síðan

    @jschlattLIVE *G L A T T*

  5. Reuben Jameswallace

    Reuben Jameswallace2 dögum síðan

    This guy deserves a reward

  6. Wumpus is Cringe

    Wumpus is Cringe14 dögum síðan

    King

  7. Jake Becker

    Jake Becker6 klukkustundum síðan

    "You got like a good fifteen sixteen bites" "W o a h"

  8. Cyho

    Cyho6 klukkustundum síðan

    Honestly I think schlatt should play more games with Byze and Kryoz and stuff because they are some funny people with good content combining together to make amazing content

  9. Eli wee woo

    Eli wee woo18 klukkustundum síðan

    idk who kryoz is but he sounds like Lightning McQueen

  10. Poison Popcorn

    Poison PopcornDegi Síðan síðan

    I feel like schlatt could get a job as an actor for joker

  11. F4D3

    F4D33 dögum síðan

    This man is a keyboards nightmare

  12. Blythe Confusion

    Blythe Confusion3 dögum síðan

    1:49 is amazing

  13. Harry southam

    Harry southam3 dögum síðan

    ‘you have to hold the tap button to be a rapist’

  14. Smero

    Smero4 dögum síðan

    5:17 hanging corpse

  15. SharkHuntPlayz

    SharkHuntPlayz4 dögum síðan

    I almost died when i drank my water it is to funny

  16. Jackson Bennette

    Jackson Bennette5 dögum síðan

    All of these cilps can come into 3 words: What The Fuck.

  17. Ranboob

    Ranboob5 dögum síðan

    20:14 bookmark for myself

  18. ♡froggy_pond♡

    ♡froggy_pond♡5 dögum síðan

    i once made a noose and hung a random cat teddy from outside my window, i feel bad for my neighbours

  19. CrimsonMate331

    CrimsonMate3315 dögum síðan

    Whenever everyone was showcasing there toilet I wish Jschlatt took a picture of FED and said "This is where shit goes"

  20. Pr _1m

    Pr _1m6 dögum síðan

    These clips make me wonder what kind of childhood schlatt had

  21. Pedro Milanes

    Pedro Milanes6 dögum síðan

    gayschlatt

  22. Brosiah42

    Brosiah427 dögum síðan

    The hot pocket convo is legit one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while

  23. Russian Crab

    Russian Crab8 dögum síðan

    the new who's your daddy update is looking good 5:31

  24. Barfameow

    Barfameow9 dögum síðan

    the amount of tiktok audios i just now found out were from schlatt

  25. Abyss

    Abyss12 dögum síðan

    12:20

  26. I Simp For Feral Boys bcz I’m Gay🙃

    I Simp For Feral Boys bcz I’m Gay🙃12 dögum síðan

    Don’t give Schlatt a gun he is insane

  27. Hu Tao

    Hu Tao12 dögum síðan

    I hate you

  28. Kunosa

    Kunosa13 dögum síðan

    Twomad sounds like stable Ronaldo

  29. Big Boy Bomb Plays

    Big Boy Bomb Plays14 dögum síðan

    PointCrow

  30. Pickle man

    Pickle man14 dögum síðan

    among us

  31. Aymn

    Aymn15 dögum síðan

    8:24 game?

  32. Rydan_

    Rydan_15 dögum síðan

    3029

  33. Gocolas

    Gocolas15 dögum síðan

    I love how close he thought he was to completing the meet the medic mode in surgeon simulator when he was actually no where near done

  34. Fionn John Son

    Fionn John Son17 dögum síðan

    5:44 Dad crying after he finds his baby killed itself

  35. parker

    parker17 dögum síðan

    5:05

  36. SeaLama WeeLama

    SeaLama WeeLama17 dögum síðan

    One question Is minx okay?

  37. peanutbuttujellytime

    peanutbuttujellytime18 dögum síðan

    the sound of minx breaking shit has me cackling like a fucking hyena

  38. Stanislav Škvorecký

    Stanislav Škvorecký19 dögum síðan

    the "why" always gets me

  39. BOBMAN 4900

    BOBMAN 490019 dögum síðan

    Schlatt asking James if size matters really didn’t age well.

  40. Andromeda

    Andromeda19 dögum síðan

    35:52

  41. Ochaco Uraraka

    Ochaco Uraraka20 dögum síðan

    How has he not been demonetized 😂

  42. Denise Van Hoek

    Denise Van Hoek21 degi síðan síðan

    34:25 i died XD

  43. the_d_ clan

    the_d_ clan21 degi síðan síðan

    1:21:21

  44. the_d_ clan

    the_d_ clan21 degi síðan síðan

    Just going to leave this here 36:31

  45. Insanity_YT

    Insanity_YT21 degi síðan síðan

    Baby baby actually hung it self

  46. prispome

    prispome22 dögum síðan

    hey wanna collab

  47. RAPTOR RAMPAGE

    RAPTOR RAMPAGE23 dögum síðan

    5:25 is the best

  48. oxlip

    oxlip23 dögum síðan

    nice

  49. THIELY

    THIELY26 dögum síðan

    what is his outro song?

  50. William Chaney

    William Chaney7 dögum síðan

    The title song to the legend of zelda ocarina of time

  51. Razuer

    Razuer26 dögum síðan

    Man, this is the hardest try not to laugh challenge ever.

  52. C-dot72

    C-dot7226 dögum síðan

    38:34

  53. Philum

    Philum26 dögum síðan

    1:43:27 the reflection 🤨

  54. ACTHEANIMAL

    ACTHEANIMAL26 dögum síðan

    anyone know the outro song, I hear it all the time just dunno the name

  55. Simp

    Simp26 dögum síðan

    Schlatt just more then a fucking smile on my face haha!

  56. NoQueue

    NoQueue27 dögum síðan

    50% of this was just minx

  57. Brayden Smith

    Brayden Smith27 dögum síðan

    Too bad he didn’t add the WHOLE hot pocket conversation with Wilbur

  58. Parrotly

    Parrotly 27 dögum síðan

    I love how he has emergency keyboards

  59. •♧ Anime_Simp ♧•

    •♧ Anime_Simp ♧•27 dögum síðan

    First clip already guns nice 😂

  60. bLair

    bLair28 dögum síðan

    9:28 HE SAID THE LINEEEEE

  61. FutureSlideHD

    FutureSlideHD29 dögum síðan

    24:10 that is definitely not the fucking malaysian airlines I live in malaysia I've been to an airport 😂

  62. YaBoiYack

    YaBoiYack29 dögum síðan

    1:43:28 when you see it

  63. Halver Cool

    Halver CoolMánuði síðan

    25:28 is when you realize that minx isn’t right in the head

  64. ダーリン

    ダーリンMánuði síðan

    15:11 "why"

  65. Auoraedits

    AuoraeditsMánuði síðan

    6:19 I don't think i've ever laughed at the rap battle game so much

  66. DreamSMP_WilburSoot

    DreamSMP_WilburSootMánuði síðan

    HOW MANY KEYBOARDS DOES THIS GUY HAVEEE

  67. Mwubi

    MwubiMánuði síðan

    Cardboard Desk, Cardboard Houses. USA just knows how to build quality things

  68. Colin O'Hara

    Colin O'HaraMánuði síðan

    this is like the best video i every saw

  69. 夜明け- Gameplay, animation, and more

    夜明け- Gameplay, animation, and moreMánuði síðan

    34:25 AS SOON AS THIS GOT TO THE PUNCHLINE THE TIME HIT 4:20 PM IM WHEEZING

  70. nocA

    nocAMánuði síðan

    I will always remember the name, Anderson Cooper.

  71. DRILLIN

    DRILLINMánuði síðan

    I think women are funny now, thanks minx

  72. Fudgeamellow

    FudgeamellowMánuði síðan

    Demonitized within 3 seconds as usual

  73. Ealy Ehe

    Ealy EheMánuði síðan

    19:56 you have to hold the rap button and you become a rapist -Schlat

  74. Joseph Zulu

    Joseph ZuluMánuði síðan

    smh my head big guy took so many clips from you

  75. TheRoyalGuardian

    TheRoyalGuardianMánuði síðan

    Damn 1999 was the year for Schlatt

  76. welchieez

    welchieezMánuði síðan

    24:46 He found that g spot real quick

  77. John noel i found one Jonsay

    John noel i found one JonsayMánuði síðan

    0:02

  78. Vibin RN

    Vibin RNMánuði síðan

    32:55

  79. Jasper

    JasperMánuði síðan

    33:31 what the fuck

  80. Marionette Hannah

    Marionette HannahMánuði síðan

    30:09 that ringing in the background made me think I had tinnitus

  81. Cameron Lin

    Cameron LinMánuði síðan

    (12:19) Holy fuck I can't BREATHE! LMAO! I fuckin love Swaggersouls so much XD.

  82. ItsGabex64

    ItsGabex64Mánuði síðan

    17:08 stop you are making mix wet

  83. Narcolipze

    NarcolipzeMánuði síðan

    When you insult the Wheaties you get beaties

  84. Sophia Kennett

    Sophia KennettMánuði síðan

    Imagine one day he's in a custody battle with an ex wife and her lawyer finds the clip of him saying he'll beat his son if he's a bad fisherman

  85. Lenny Burger

    Lenny BurgerMánuði síðan

    1:03:43

  86. Geek

    GeekMánuði síðan

    jschlitt

  87. Paul SZ

    Paul SZMánuði síðan

    Does anybody know what game Schlatt is playing at 33:45?

  88. Zero Two

    Zero TwoMánuði síðan

    What video is at 54:09

  89. Libby Loser1113

    Libby Loser1113Mánuði síðan

    15:45 what video is this?😂

  90. Randy Snow

    Randy SnowMánuði síðan

    My favorite part is when his reaction when the baby hung itself

  91. Sophia Kennett

    Sophia KennettMánuði síðan

    I would love to see him make a video with paymoneywubby

  92. Mye_1

    Mye_1Mánuði síðan

    I swear,schlatt and mix say f*ckin’ before almost every single word

  93. Marshall Brenden

    Marshall BrendenMánuði síðan

    #sexist rude you said whats up boys when you should have said whats up gamers. is not inclusive enough. blocked

  94. Logan Kittle

    Logan KittleMánuði síðan

    Minx: having an emotional breakdown Schlatt: *Maniacal Laughter*

  95. EVIIL DEAD

    EVIIL DEADMánuði síðan

    what - swaggersouls

  96. Mike Hunt

    Mike HuntMánuði síðan

    the worst part of 2020 was bob7, he is directly responsible for every major tragedy from 1986 until the present (yes I mean the challenger disaster), try to prove me wrong

  97. Natalie

    NatalieMánuði síðan

    20:40 BOBBBBB (you will only understand me if you watch Eddievr)

  98. Astro Nomical

    Astro NomicalMánuði síðan

    Oh my go’s that hanging baby was incredible

  99. Chase Crawford

    Chase CrawfordMánuði síðan

    Random question what is the name of the game at 1:25:15

  100. ACTHEANIMAL

    ACTHEANIMAL26 dögum síðan

    Cities skylines

  101. Khloe

    KhloeMánuði síðan

    “THERE HE IS THERES MY FAVORITE WHITE BOY”

  102. KingCowNotFound

    KingCowNotFoundMánuði síðan

    Ngl Schlatt is the funniest person am I right or am I right

  103. Kristina Ramnanan

    Kristina RamnananMánuði síðan

    Wheres the heart attack

  104. Bowen slurp

    Bowen slurpMánuði síðan

    4:29

  105. fire fly

    fire flyMánuði síðan

    what I get from watching this is schlatt commited mass murder on 3-5 women in 1999

  106. Heyheyjr0808

    Heyheyjr0808Mánuði síðan

    why

  107. s0me dude

    s0me dudeMánuði síðan

    Where's my dayz let's play series?