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  1. Katie Kruger

    Katie Kruger21 mínútu síðan

    Texas: locks down from blizzard Minnesota: this is good sledding

  2. MemeLordIsGirl

    MemeLordIsGirl14 klukkustundum síðan

    Oh he came in February…….. shit.

  3. Jaydn Poholko

    Jaydn PoholkoDegi Síðan síðan

    The Mc Donald’s was closed

  4. Some Kid On Youtube

    Some Kid On YoutubeDegi Síðan síðan

    The descriptions first line: "Schlatt is in Texas and Texas is in Schlatt but I wish it was 10 big hot men inside me instead." - Jschlatt 2021

  5. Hand  Soap

    Hand SoapDegi Síðan síðan

    You should leave again

  6. Мохнатый Фурри

    Мохнатый ФурриDegi Síðan síðan


  7. FuZionSnarkychef

    FuZionSnarkychef2 dögum síðan


  8. Hat _

    Hat _3 dögum síðan

    Fun fact: In the Chuckle Sandwich podcast, schlatt is 100% homeless. Left due to a legal dispute between the land lord that sold the house without schlatt knowing from a family that bought the house seeing how a mess the house was left.

  9. Sapphira Davia

    Sapphira Davia3 dögum síðan

    Welcome to the south sir. Dont come to Georgia. We are more bipolar than Texas. We go through all four seasons in a hour. We love it here.

  10. AnonPlays

    AnonPlays4 dögum síðan

    Disclaimer the link links you to cute pictures of dogs and cats

  11. roachgutz 1

    roachgutz 14 dögum síðan

    fuck yeaaaaah texaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

  12. Rex2D2

    Rex2D24 dögum síðan

    Dear god im so sorry you went through this shlatt

  13. Yeremia victory Paung

    Yeremia victory Paung4 dögum síðan

    Nice setup

  14. luisitto777

    luisitto7775 dögum síðan


  15. Richard

    Richard6 dögum síðan

    i remember these days

  16. Chuckle Nuts

    Chuckle Nuts6 dögum síðan

    A few things about the Cruz situation: 1. Cruz got his family to Cancun, then immediately booked his flight back, showing that he was concerned with Texas's residents. 2. The Biden administration blocked Texas from increasing power output prior to the storm. 3. Cruz is the Texas SENATOR, he had no control over what happened with the winter storm, and he had no way to prevent it from happening, If anybody is responsible, it's the state legislators and Gov. Abott that should be on trial. 4. It's not Cruz's responsibility to keep the state's infrastructure running, he simply represents the voters and the state at a federal level. In Summary: I like Schlatt, but his opinions on Cruz, and his take on what happened is hot garbage.

  17. Nila Sekar

    Nila Sekar6 dögum síðan

    "I'm back" No you're Jschlatt

  18. Bokuto Kōtarō

    Bokuto Kōtarō6 dögum síðan

    Ooooooo I live in Texas.I remember the snow storm 😶

  19. Nicholas

    Nicholas6 dögum síðan

    as a Canadian i find it so funny how you Americans panic over an inch of snow, 0 degrees C is sun bathing weather still!

  20. MaskedCat

    MaskedCat6 dögum síðan

    Thank you for the fuckyoumarriot link I was watching this on the TV

  21. cataclysm_vr

    cataclysm_vr7 dögum síðan

    This snowstorm was on my birthday. *big sigh*

  22. Sharkamelon

    Sharkamelon8 dögum síðan

    texans really did go through an apocalypse again

  23. Louise Ericksen

    Louise Ericksen9 dögum síðan

    do not search the website

  24. Konoxium

    Konoxium9 dögum síðan

    im so glad you moved to texas so i could watch you too

  25. NotAPaypal

    NotAPaypal9 dögum síðan

    I had just moved when the snow storm hit as well. however, my apartment complex is on a hospital grid so we kept power

  26. harlu

    harlu9 dögum síðan

    yeah we get really big snowstorms every decade or so and it totally shuts down everything because it doesn’t happen enough for the state to get anything to prevent power and stuff from going out lol

  27. XHunt Gaming

    XHunt Gaming9 dögum síðan

    He should've just waited a couple days more before he was gonna move in

  28. Elle Lupin

    Elle Lupin10 dögum síðan

    0:03 When the only person you get along with doesnt come to the family reunion:

  29. Lem0nXzeSt

    Lem0nXzeSt10 dögum síðan

    Me when i step foot into my school: 0:01

  30. Lucas McNally

    Lucas McNally10 dögum síðan

    6:54 😂 the places that brings u

  31. EndlessChaos

    EndlessChaos10 dögum síðan

    man thats a great site thanks mr schlatt

  32. Derptrex5757

    Derptrex575711 dögum síðan

    I searched the site... dont do it

  33. Madison Jensen

    Madison Jensen11 dögum síðan

    Me over here living in Texas who had 0 problems

  34. nazwa kanału

    nazwa kanału12 dögum síðan

    the marriott link is leading to gay porn dont type it repost this comment for future generations

  35. smx_wolff

    smx_wolff12 dögum síðan

    Only schlatt would buy a Domain so he could redirect people to gay porn…

  36. BugsForBones

    BugsForBones12 dögum síðan

    welcome to texas schatt everything is on fire

  37. Enemy 5

    Enemy 512 dögum síðan

    I used that link and sat for a minute thinking about why the hell I did that. I'm blinded. Help.

  38. Ash_Jinx

    Ash_Jinx12 dögum síðan

    He literally joined Texas at the worst time XD

  39. Silvia Palomares

    Silvia Palomares13 dögum síðan

    Why is no one talking about the description

  40. Simon Chouinard

    Simon Chouinard13 dögum síðan

    I live in quebec. That amount of snow for me is not a lot, i'm used to have around 5 meters of snow in the winter and 50cm of snow in one day

  41. Manic

    Manic13 dögum síðan

    jschlatt without the hat is jsclt

  42. Emma R.

    Emma R.14 dögum síðan

    *goes to website* Welp. When my mom sees that in my history I’m gonna die.

  43. Spycrix

    Spycrix14 dögum síðan

    Schlagg welcome to the south

  44. Critmallow

    Critmallow14 dögum síðan

    Hi back 👋

  45. Gacha_Kotsuke

    Gacha_Kotsuke14 dögum síðan

    Me being Canadian...the snow..? There is like 0.5 of what I have the first month of winter

  46. haames

    haames16 dögum síðan

    i went to the website

  47. Kamagrie last name

    Kamagrie last name15 dögum síðan

    What was it

  48. Emily Davis

    Emily Davis16 dögum síðan

    i love being texan…

  49. ghost_xzx_954

    ghost_xzx_95417 dögum síðan

    We have the same birthday schlatt

  50. Ruv

    Ruv17 dögum síðan

    he is in texas.

  51. Ruv

    Ruv17 dögum síðan

    welp im excited now

  52. pan potato

    pan potato18 dögum síðan

    Welcome to Texas jschlatt

  53. MemeChild

    MemeChild18 dögum síðan

    Legitimately never heard a worse more stressful moving story. Good lord dude.

  54. tysmmua

    tysmmua18 dögum síðan

    Get back out 😊😊

  55. DaBoys_Entertainment _

    DaBoys_Entertainment _19 dögum síðan

    Me a texan you just insulted my entire race of people but true Twice twice in a lifetime Moved out to the country lot better out here lot more gun shooting

  56. ykv_1107

    ykv_110719 dögum síðan

    Why does this link(at 6:50) lead me to P*rnhub?🙄. Is it coz I'm not a Marriott Employee? 🤔😂

  57. pigsnake productions

    pigsnake productions19 dögum síðan

    i stayed in the marriott he went to it was alright

  58. Meeerko

    Meeerko19 dögum síðan

    Why do you have such a small head

  59. Meeerko

    Meeerko19 dögum síðan

    Why do you hate women

  60. Meeerko

    Meeerko19 dögum síðan

    Why are you racist

  61. Meeerko

    Meeerko19 dögum síðan

    Why are you homophobic

  62. ˚ Coco mocha ˚

    ˚ Coco mocha ˚19 dögum síðan

    Me as soon i come into school agan:This place sucks

  63. Otomeza Person

    Otomeza Person20 dögum síðan

    What the f*ck sometimes Austin sucks but overall the sights are at least good..

  64. iNateHiggers

    iNateHiggers20 dögum síðan

    I live in Minnesota bruh

  65. - JA1D3N S00T -

    - JA1D3N S00T -20 dögum síðan

    *when it’s time to go back to school* 0:03

  66. Slurpee

    Slurpee21 degi síðan síðan

    I started dying when he said "he was siting there with his cowboy at on and noone deciced to look in the mcdonalds"

  67. Theodore Bergmanis

    Theodore Bergmanis21 degi síðan síðan


  68. prispome

    prispome22 dögum síðan

    hey wanna collab

  69. prispome

    prispome20 dögum síðan

    @FadeBoy no

  70. FadeBoy

    FadeBoy20 dögum síðan


  71. Dos

    Dos22 dögum síðan

    Nah bro gtfo 😭‼️‼️

  72. OMG novstaer

    OMG novstaer23 dögum síðan

    6:53 typing this in crashed chrome on my phone

  73. Isabella Collett

    Isabella Collett24 dögum síðan

    Truly disgusting, that some “Texans” would do this horrible thing.

  74. Allan Rincon

    Allan Rincon24 dögum síðan

    A New Yorker moved into Texas, no wonder the entire state fucking died

  75. Dan-inator

    Dan-inator24 dögum síðan

    0:03 when you walk into a place that sucks

  76. SirLiamTheGreat

    SirLiamTheGreat24 dögum síðan

    So true

  77. timmy kohaua

    timmy kohaua24 dögum síðan

    ' Schlatt is in Texas and Texas is in Schlatt but I wish it was 10 Big Hot Men in me instead.' what the fuck? in the desc

  78. Bhavesh Bhakta

    Bhavesh Bhakta25 dögum síðan

    Me actually going to that site REALIZES

  79. R.S.

    R.S.25 dögum síðan

    He's like the love child of Burt Reynolds and Norm Macdonald.

  80. 「jupiter-latte_ !」

    「jupiter-latte_ !」26 dögum síðan

    i was fucking ecstatic when it snowed here in texas. it is now hell here.

  81. Keetoo Live

    Keetoo Live26 dögum síðan

    dude i went to the website on my school account where you cant delete search history. wtf

  82. Areyoumadbro 20

    Areyoumadbro 2026 dögum síðan

    I just searched the link and he actually fucking paid a domain for that joke what a legend

  83. Heather Etchison

    Heather Etchison27 dögum síðan

    You poor child jschlatt

  84. eggsland

    eggsland27 dögum síðan

    I liv in Taxes that happed

  85. eggsland

    eggsland26 dögum síðan


  86. cool bread

    cool bread26 dögum síðan

    Me too

  87. DanknessEvermeem

    DanknessEvermeem27 dögum síðan

    Do not go to the website... save yourselves.

  88. greyhamlet.

    greyhamlet.27 dögum síðan

    p,s dont ruin texas

  89. Oliwia M

    Oliwia M27 dögum síðan

    me: I wonder if there is really something behind this link me: * I'm entering a link * * ph pops up * me: wait ... GAY PORN

  90. Nisreen AlZadjali

    Nisreen AlZadjali28 dögum síðan


  91. Haylie Hunt

    Haylie Hunt28 dögum síðan


  92. That one KPOP Stan

    That one KPOP Stan28 dögum síðan

    We have 6 people including me in my family, we had to all sleep in the living room and block off the rooms and re wire the house to where all the heat was concentrated in the living room and, luckily we had a fire place.

  93. SonBoii

    SonBoii28 dögum síðan

    im a lil late but i got power in texas noob

  94. dylanarnold

    dylanarnold28 dögum síðan

    whats the link to the hotel so we can spam shit reviews


    GABRIELLE ROMO29 dögum síðan

    When its the first day of school : 0:04

  96. Snocrab

    Snocrab29 dögum síðan


  97. retardwita phone

    retardwita phone29 dögum síðan

    Welcome to Texas schlatt

  98. Kratos

    Kratos29 dögum síðan

    I was born in Texas I feel honored now

  99. Day spaghetti

    Day spaghetti29 dögum síðan

    WELCOME TO TEXAS I live in Texas …….. it’s horrible

  100. Day spaghetti

    Day spaghetti29 dögum síðan

    My dad works at ups…….. BUT JUST FOR THE INSURANCE

  101. Edward Bj

    Edward Bj29 dögum síðan

    Did anyone look at the link

  102. Emseewhyteas

    Emseewhyteas29 dögum síðan


  103. Miguel Gomes

    Miguel GomesMánuði síðan

    you should go to the site that he mentioned in the video

  104. Hannah Barclay

    Hannah BarclayMánuði síðan

    You moved on my moms birth day☺️

  105. luka stojanovic

    luka stojanovicMánuði síðan

    why do u have a pope

  106. Walker Troller

    Walker TrollerMánuði síðan

    The Ice Was Like 4 Inches Tall It Was Crazy Kind Glad I Came Back To USA

  107. lIUnstableIl

    lIUnstableIlMánuði síðan

    0:02 is me going to school, and the suitcase is my backpack

  108. Kitty Kit-Kat

    Kitty Kit-KatMánuði síðan

    I made a mistake. I went to the website. Why.